[ noctis has had a distracting couple of weeks -- keith is sick, and in between his princely duties and holding his beloved husband's hair back, he's preoccupied with figuring out what's wrong with keith and trying not to panic when webmd's list of results include the suggestion that his keith might only have three days to live. ignis had been unexpectedly unforthcoming about whatever problem keith might be having.
today is no exception. he checks on keith, makes a list of things that could help -- like lots of citrusy fruit, for one, which also doubles up as yummy jizz if noctis wants to blow him tonight (the answer is always yes), and he comes home about to make him a full glass of orange juice when keith, his adorable and excited keith bartels right through his starting response.
not that he minds, keith is not often excited about things, and when he opens the box he stares right down at it. being a boy who has not actually been exposed to pregnancy and pregnancy-related things and can also be a little bit of a dumbass, he stares blankly at it. ]
Babe, this is a really weird th --
[ and then he sees it. the two lines, the proclamation of pregnancy, and he almost drops the box, wide-eyed. he stares at it, then at keith, mouth open. ]
no subject
today is no exception. he checks on keith, makes a list of things that could help -- like lots of citrusy fruit, for one, which also doubles up as yummy jizz if noctis wants to blow him tonight (the answer is always yes), and he comes home about to make him a full glass of orange juice when keith, his adorable and excited keith bartels right through his starting response.
not that he minds, keith is not often excited about things, and when he opens the box he stares right down at it. being a boy who has not actually been exposed to pregnancy and pregnancy-related things and can also be a little bit of a dumbass, he stares blankly at it. ]
Babe, this is a really weird th --
[ and then he sees it. the two lines, the proclamation of pregnancy, and he almost drops the box, wide-eyed. he stares at it, then at keith, mouth open. ]
I -- are you --