Nope. ( he says aptly, raising up his eyes jovially. ) Watch and learn.
( things he's learned in his time acting as a woman: men will pretty much give you anything you ask for, if you know how to ask for it. keith leads them into the bathroom, apologetically lifting his hands as the men inside lift their eyes in surprise. he even goes so far as to blush, turning his head to the side to avert his gaze. in his most convincing womanly voice, )
I'm so sorry! I'm ... embarrassed. ( gesturing to his belly. ) Sorry. My husband has to help me, you know ...
( he sheepishly shrugs his shoulders, and because he was polite and embarrassed enough, the men clear out, hushing his worries as they go. in the end, they're left with a free bathroom. keith stretches out his arms, heels clinking forward as he steps into a stall. listen to the waterfall of your beautiful, pregnant husband. )
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( things he's learned in his time acting as a woman: men will pretty much give you anything you ask for, if you know how to ask for it. keith leads them into the bathroom, apologetically lifting his hands as the men inside lift their eyes in surprise. he even goes so far as to blush, turning his head to the side to avert his gaze. in his most convincing womanly voice, )
I'm so sorry! I'm ... embarrassed. ( gesturing to his belly. ) Sorry. My husband has to help me, you know ...
( he sheepishly shrugs his shoulders, and because he was polite and embarrassed enough, the men clear out, hushing his worries as they go. in the end, they're left with a free bathroom. keith stretches out his arms, heels clinking forward as he steps into a stall. listen to the waterfall of your beautiful, pregnant husband. )