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𝔑𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔰 𝔏𝔲𝔠𝔦𝔰 π“’π”žπ”’π”©π”²π”ͺ ([personal profile] nascere) wrote2017-12-13 05:19 pm
eggnis: (migraine)

[personal profile] eggnis 2017-12-20 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's called capitulating to lightheadedness; he's typing without much stock put into the fact he's set himself on a vicious downward death spiral via puns, which couldn't go worse if he'd planned things out to the letter like this, injecting the amount of wordplay exploitation necessary to kill a lesser man in cold blood from secondhand embarrassment. ]

Oh, hardly, I've haddock quite enough of your floundering. Do let minnow when you're done carping. Idly fishing for flattery will only get you no fin from me.

[ Have his cheap witticisms glutted themselves to the point of obscenity? Probably. Ignis sobers up, thumbing back up some to the risquΓ© pictures, then scrolling back, back down, attempting to convince himself he doesn't need them. When Noctis's sense of discretion rakes itself over the coals, he needs to be responsible, and more to the point, sane. Give him a couple minutes to type through the fugue. ]

Now that I've gotten your attention, you should know that it's far too risky for you to keep such candid shots of yourself. As tempting as the prospect may be, I'd rather not share you with the general public should the images ever be leaked. I'm quite certain your father would have me exiled for entertaining the risk alone, never mind pursuing a relationship with you on the sly.

[ Reporters would have a field day with the scandal, and moreover, Noct's privacy would be burst wide-open. At that junction, any sundry number of fish puns from his chamberlain wouldn't be able to mitigate the ensuing backlash. ]
eggnis: (brb i have to go wash my eyeballs)

[personal profile] eggnis 2017-12-21 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ occasionally he feels tempted to throw himself into moving traffic to avoid another day of mundane work, so that's hardly the right question to pose here. ]

Only when you're acting peevish.

[ is he serious? does he want to be ntr'd? he's not gonna elaborate because fighting flippancy with flippancy will obviously knock sense into noct's head here if iggy just tries hard enough. with any luck, hopefully it'll be the one he thinks with. ]

Not yet, but as needs must. While we're entertaining more reasonable options for my brief respite, have you eaten?
eggnis: (when the booty is good)

1/2

[personal profile] eggnis 2017-12-21 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, absolutely. I love nothing more than having a stand-in to deal with your wrath in my stead.

[ no, he'd be insanely jealous with someone flirting with his highness, even in passing. he'd practically lose his goddamn mind watching someone else make love to noctis, but that's the whole appeal of ntr, isn't it. ]

As much as I'd love to endorse your downward spiral into junk food addiction in-person, my hostage situation won't allow me the freedom, I'm afraid.
eggnis: (leggy)

[personal profile] eggnis 2017-12-21 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ This part comes out a little belated, like he's well and truly struggling with the words, or his emotions have disemboweled him one too many times for him to type the next couple of sentences with any degree of chill. ]

For the record, it was a magnificent shot. Very atmospheric. As a cameraman, I'm certain Prompto would be proud of its artistic integrity.
eggnis: (judgment)

[personal profile] eggnis 2017-12-21 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ g o d, 10 gil that he doesn't end this conversation without succumbing to a brain aneurysm ]

I believe it was 'quit while you're ahead'.

[ ignis doesn't want to go back to the apartment and have to physically resuscitate noct with a defibrillator when he's on the brink of pizza-induced death, okay. all the cholesterol is just gonna exhibit itself badly given enough time, even on the prince. ]

If you keep your atrocious dietary choices to a minimum, you stand a fairly good chance of outrunning me later.

[ y'know, when he's chasing noctis to shove an entire salad down his gullet like an absolute madman. ]
eggnis: (i'm already tired of making keywords)

[personal profile] eggnis 2017-12-21 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised what a good motive can do in incentivizing surrender.

[ say, twisting noctis's arm until he screams uncle like ignis is a brute of ill intent like gladio, or couching his entreaties in softer, more harrowing appeals to conscience, like prompto. good thing he's not either of them: he couldn't pull blackmail off nearly so candidly, otherwise. ]

Take me strapping you to a chair and force-feeding you greens, for example. [ foodplay, kinky ] But I could just as easily tie you down and deepthroat you until you came dry, and then some.

[ just think about all that mind-blowing fellatio he could be having, really consider it. ]

I suppose what I decide upon all depends on you.
eggnis: (i'm literally eating my own hand)

[personal profile] eggnis 2017-12-21 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You could try convincing me. That's a rather novel idea.

[ Woo him into the pursuit, sexual innuendo or otherwise. Pictures are off the table but text certainly isn't so unpardonable a sin when he's here with a dying erection in the chef's quarters, hungry for only the chase after nearly forty-eight hours of ennui. All work and no play makes Ignis a dull boy. Maybe he's just a little tired. ]

Appeals to logic are all the rage, I've heard. Not finishing an entire pizza by yourself would be a good place to start.

[ There's more than one reason why deep-throating is a bit of a rarity, but he can pull out all the stops if Noctis only persuades him. He's just trying to make the most out of this hypothetical. ]

Why don't you start by telling me how badly you've wanted this?
eggnis: (extreme regret)

[personal profile] eggnis 2017-12-22 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
One option would fetch a pretty penny on the black market and ruin your good reputation, and the other would induce wild, dubious speculation and open up venues for sprawling sex talk with the up-and-coming king of Lucis. In retrospect, the lesser of two evils should be obvious.

[ noct's astuteness just about kills him dead, but then he's always terribly quick to the draw. it's not mere happenstance that he ended up at the top of his class, ennui for reports notwithstanding. look, he's not a hypocrite if he's still planning to delete the picture after his lunch break. there's no double standards well and thriving here, just his own enthrallment at work. ]

I haven’t. [ y e t ] You’re utterly mesmerizing to behold, Noct. There’s no place I’d rather be than between your legs, watching you fall apart.
eggnis: (hot dog)

[personal profile] eggnis 2017-12-22 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you see the crux of our issue. I'd only want you to have eyes for me. I only want you to know how I'd take you apart with my mouth.

[ And that can't happen if his phone's confiscated, or lost, or some stranger catches the right vantage point to glance over a certain, unsuspecting prince and his equally unsuspecting shoulders. Noctis lavishes on the obscenities and Ignis shakes his head, endeared. ]

Though I can't say there isn't a draw in a million others knowing how you shudder and keen shortly before climaxing. [ Inside of Ignis, outside of him, under the duress of a mouth, and more, more, insatiably, when Noct's touched himself, goaded on by a vibrator, or denied and led all the way to slow-edged release as it culminates. ] The sounds you make when you're right on the precipice, gnashing your teeth to keep the sounds inside, in particular. What makes you think I'll put you back together?

[ Greed's got him feeling like an irredeemable bastard, honestly, self-indulgent and utterly wanton, his heart full-to-brimming. ]
eggnis: (get wrecked)

[personal profile] eggnis 2017-12-23 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ The bloody nerve of him! Having lived his whole life on his knees and developed a certain fondness for masochism, of course he'd choose to serve his king even to the point of crassness, funneling heat and arousal into Noctis as he cried and gasped out the rest of his grievances into the air. Oh, Ignis is enamored. He is. He's like a flame inducted into an inferno, the warmth tenting up his slacks a predicament in the making. ]

I do. The expressions you make would undo anyone, though I assume that comes part and parcel with obscene grandeur. Aren't royals supposed to hold themselves impervious to the desires of common men? You'll corrupt them all, like you've so injudiciously done to me.

[ As if sucking off a high-maintenance prince who would brandish every bit of his influence onto his much-affected chamberlain wouldn't stir longing to any hypothetical audience present, like ships to a lighthouse's beacon, entranced by the hope of finding absolution. ]

But overconfidence will be your clever undoing, your Majesty. My stamina well outlasts yours. Perhaps I'll tie you up until you're well and truly begging that you can't go on without me.

[ He's no picky eater, after all. ]

I must say I'm green with envy with the me you've conjured up to handle you. Were you imagining me touching you earlier? If only I could have seen how longing must have crossed your face. It's enough to drive a man insensible.
Edited 2017-12-23 09:14 (UTC)
eggnis: (GUNNA STEAL RECIPES FROM THIS COOKBOOK)

[personal profile] eggnis 2017-12-28 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Only because you leave yourself open for handling. Begging, just as much. As you're well aware, I can only work with what I've been given.

[ Cunning and brilliant as Noctis is, he falls to simple ploys of touch and deprivation, aching and languorous and riling the blood. Conversely, if anything is ending Ignis's unfortunate stint as Noct's adviser today, it'll be the raging erection that he's horribly stingy with at the moment, breathing staggered and faint while he ignores his more debased urge to jack off or make a break for the apartment. He's so screwed; ten minutes left on the clock until he's due back at the boardroom and his lungs are squeezing all the air from his throat themselves. ]

Why don't you clue me in on how I'm touching you? For later reference.

[ So he can emulate the fake, imaginary Ignis that Noct's conjured up just for this round of snappy, insinuatory remarks, for the moment when he doesn't have to rely on text to get the point across. ]
eggnis: (high-octane wheezing)

[personal profile] eggnis 2018-01-09 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Semantics: sometimes therapeutic like chicken soup for the soul, except for exceptions like now, where Ignis is sorely tempted to eschew societal obligation and make a mad dash out of the Citadel and toward Noctis's apartment like a man deranged. ]

Yes

[ Oh, he forgot punctuation. Coincidentally, he also forgot the rest of his brain, now illiterate and unable to string proper sentences together in his mind. Usually getting fucked by Noctis provokes the same effect, but he's due in five minutes to the meeting. As such, all he has to offer Noctis is this careful rejoinder: ]

Don't disappoint me later.

[ That sounds authoritative the way he isn't right now, because Noctis can bet his entire fortune on the fact that Ignis isβ€” furiously, shamelesslyβ€” jacking off right now, that he'll need to stop by the washroom later, and that, undoubtedly, he'll be late for the meeting. It doesn't stop him from spending these last few minutes being a barbarian and choking the absolute life out of his dick. ]
Edited 2018-01-09 10:20 (UTC)
eggnis: (hand)

[personal profile] eggnis 2018-01-10 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Unaware of all this vicious psychoanalyzing currently taking place, Ignis curates his brain to forego higher thinking in favor of more debased impulses like cock strangulation, up until Noct's calling him out and he's got to check to make sure FaceTime isn't running, like he went and recorded this messy affair for all to see.

The reply takes a while. Chiefly, it's him reigning in his erection where it's throbbing between his fingers, a pulsing time-bomb of his libido at horrible work. ]


You're awfully convinced of a hasty conclusion.

[ When in danger, deflect until he can regain control of the situation. ]

Good things come to those who wait. [ Is that a pun, or innuendo, or refusal? Probably a mishmash of all three. Not like he's forgotten his zero-photo stipulation, even now. ] I trust you'll be able to bide the time until I can offer you a sight in person you won't soon forget.

[ And with that, he turns off his phone, because he's got to jack the rest of this shame off in time for a meeting. Hope Noctis has a plan for the next several hours of radio silence. ]

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